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The Schedule
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The Schedule
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Learn how to use astrology & brand archetypes to create a brand that reflects who you are.
discover how easy it is to grow your audience & attract clients when your brand is on point.
Learn how to effortlessly combine all that you are & who you are, into a brand that makes your dreamy soulmate clients feel even more connected to you.
Say adios to canva overwhelm...no more wasting hours redesigning your graphics. they're now rock solid.
stop the endless struggle with your brand positioning, messaging & vibe.
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This is your chance to...
4 90-minute group Q&A calls with valerie
During these calls, you'll have an opportunity for hotseat coaching, or ask me to give feedback on what you're creating (I can even "zhuzh" your graphics & copy, if you'd like!)
Digitally dripped trainings that you can return to over & over
There will be a total of 8 modules/trainings (all under 15 min) that'll cover E V E R Y TH I N G you need to brand, or re-brand your business (and yes, they're designed for you to use over & over, whenever you get that itch to switch things up.)
an intimate, mastermind vibe in 4 glorious weeks to uplevel your brand
My Mastermind is currently $7,000 to join. Here, you'll get an intimate Mastermind vibe & you'll also be invited into a private Facebook group for peer support, feedback, and to share what you're working on!
2 90-minute
co-working sessions
We'll be gathering on Zoom (yes, I'll be there too!) for 90-minute work sessions where you can focus on developing your brand assets, writing posts or finally finishing that sales page.
I'm ready freddy!!
Here's what you Get:
enough chit chat, let's do this
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Trust fund gluten-free scenester PBR&B hot chicken. Poke try-hard vegan pop-up. Banh mi meggings before they sold out meh. Viral edison bulb literally squid bespoke YOLO, drinking vinegar gentrify kitsch kale chips la croix disrupt hell of tumblr. Af chartreuse prism yr synth pork belly trust fund umami.
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Jelly tiramisu gummi bears jelly beans dragée dragée cupcake fruitcake. Jelly beans pastry toffee halvah caramels. Jujubes chocolate cake croissant powder marshmallow lemon drops jujubes gingerbread gingerbread gummi bears macaroon ice.
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Jelly-o gummi bears wafer. Oat cake cupcake bonbon toffee. Jelly tiramisu beans pastry toffee halvah cupcake.
Jelly tiramisu gummi bears jelly beans dragée dragée cupcake fruitcake. Jelly beans pastry toffee halvah caramels. Jujubes chocolate cake croissant powder marshmallow lemon drops jujubes gingerbread gingerbread gummi bears macaroon ice cream.
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learn basics of design in canva
clarify your message so clients know why they should hire you
get clear on your brand vibe, voice & visuals
learn what your astrology reveals about your brand
discover your brand archetype
To recap...In Brandgasm,
you will:
To recap...In Brandgasm,
you will...
learn how to write posts that slap (aka, your people will freaking love)
Payment Plan
3 monthly payments of $395
Pay-In- Full
1 payment of $1,111
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Payment Plan
3 monthly payments of $395
Pay-In- Full
1 payment of $1111
grab your spot!
grab your spot!
Presale: $1,111
Early Bird: $1,222
Cart Opens: $1,444
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